Selfie stick

Good point

Britain?

Ummm... We're in the middle of a major heat wave right now....
Like seriously, I haven't seen a single cloud since Friday...

Major heat wave? Alright it's a bit more humid than normal but not a heatwave.

Eh, my body temperature is so high normally that it feels like it's 40 degrees outside, do I'm not the best judge at it. It feels like that to me though.

Maybe we're on opposite sides of the country

Camel spider? Pfffft

Everywhere's in the middle of a heat wave right now XD

Some smart alec is going to reply with something about the North or South Pole, I guarantee it.

No, I'm not

OK, then I'm clueless. :|

Well, I've been traveling all over my country in the past month, something I do just about every summer, and they all seemed a lot hotter than they usually do. So much hotter that I doubt it's the few degrees per year that global warming contributes to the temperature. So it must be a heat wave. And it's a big country.

I like it, mind if I use it?

The stick I mean

Down with selfies!