Creepy Condescending Wonka

The British like me don't get involved in U.S. Politics...

Britain would be nothing without the US. We're their backbone. Really a small country in comparison

WE ARE YOUR FOREFATHERS (but now it feels like it's the opposites))

Actually, it's the opposite. Britain is U.S.A.'s father but it became a parricide, by some other logic.

I was talking in modern day terms, not historically(for the record)

Do you want a president with an exclamation point or a president with a period?