Conspiracy Keanu

I laughed out loud.

OMG IT'S THE REAL ELVIS!! ELVIS I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!!

I have returned from my conquest to Hades. I was born Dante Alighieri. You probably know about The Divine Comedy. But I am different than humans. I am immortal. I am a wraith. J.R.R. Tolkien is a wraith. He gave hints of what evil we can create with his ring wraiths. But not all of us are evil.

I have a mortal body but I am much more. I have the ability to cross dimensions, create a time portal, and a space portal. I cross dimensions more than the other two. I cross from the dimension of humans to the dimension of wraiths.

After dying in my mortal body(Dante Alighieri), I returned to my wraith form. Over the centuries I have assumed a human form. Mainly to update myself on the change of language.

When Elvis, I was good at singing. I decided to try to become famous. I succeeded. Now human again, I'm learning the 'LOL's and the 'ttyl's. I'm now putting valuable information out here. I am talking a huge risk. So yeah.

You have no proof that I am not.

You are dead.

Someone pretending to be him commenting. Or aliens.

Who? Me?

Both actually.

So does this mean Tupac has to reveal himself?

Guess wot laddy. Shrek owns IMGflip now. Gtfo feg.

No you don't. Neither do I.

Yes I do. kek

No you don't. Lmao.

Is that the face people make when they come into contact with your username?

XD Good one

What IS that?!?

Okay..

This better make the front page or this is irrelevant.

We can't go on together
With suspicious minds (suspicious minds)
And we can't build our dreams
On suspicious minds

BEST MEME EVER!!!

Somehow I got in....

There should be a "are you alive" filter, lol.

[captain obvious]

I was gonna post a meme comment but apparently my comment reputation is bad.