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Picard Wtf Meme | HOW THE HELL DID JESUS FIND PEOPLE CALLED MARK, MATTHEW, LUKE AND JOHN LIVING IN THE MIDDLE EAST ALL THOSE YEARS AGO? | image tagged in memes,picard wtf | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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thats right the bible makes no sense
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Never has and never will
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it's corrupted and broken af
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Their names were Markos (Greek), Mattithyahu (Hebrew), Leukos (Greek) and Y'hochanan (Hebrew). The others were Ya'aqov = James, Bar-Tôlmay = Bartholomew, Judah = Jude, Yehuda = Judas Iscariot, Cephas = Peter, Tau'ma = Thomas, Andrew = Andrew and Phillip = Phillip. They were chosen by Yeshua = Jesus.
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That's not what they're called in the bible though
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That would be because the English Bible is in English. Listen, if I write a book in Spanish and call my main characters "Esteban" and "María," and my book gets translated into English, my main characters' names are likely going to be translated as "Steven" and "Mary." The same goes for the Bible, "Jesus" is English for the Hebrew name "Yeshua."
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So why don't they do it with the other non English names in the bible. Anyway, Jesus isn't an English name so why translate it from the alleged foreign original name to another foreign name? That makes absolutely no sense at all, why not just translate "Yeshua" to "John"? I think you're just looking for excuses now.
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HOW THE HELL DID JESUS FIND PEOPLE CALLED MARK, MATTHEW, LUKE AND JOHN LIVING IN THE MIDDLE EAST ALL THOSE YEARS AGO?