XD this has happened to me with some people, im a programmer so i work with computers everyday, i semi 'hack', not in the bad way, so i look through computer files all the time, and im here like, "I KNOW HOW YOU FUNCTION A COMPUTER", but they are there like "WELL I DONT WANT YOU ACCIDENTLY BREAKING MY COMPUTER", at that point i tell them how i can destroy their computer with 16 clicks of the keyboard without the mouse if they dont let me use the stinking computer, then they back off but then pull out a gun and shoot my left hand but luckily i only need my right and i then transform the computer into a transformer and it kills them....then i finish my burito....which was made by