It is truly disappointing

No, I understood it. But if anyone had made that comment in real life, it wouldn't have made sense. That's why I mentioned internet :D

Oh, ok XD

Thanks a lot, internet...

I turned everyone into aliens. If you have aliens guarding you, and you are an alien, and I am hunting you using MY aliens, then it goes as follows:
I can use my minions to hunt you, the leader of your guards.
Basically replace all that with "aliens".
An alien can use aliens to hunt the aliens' aliens.

I wish I had that situation. XD

I got a job cleaning my neighbor's lawn, and my pay is %20 a month. Since she pays me about every 4-5 months, it's usually in twenties and fifties :D

Nice. I cat-sit when my neighbours are gone. (Though I don't get payed)

*typo* $20 *typo*