Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod

I'm a ninja ;)
...Or am I? Maybe you made a clone of yourself and I used my Thoughts-B-Gone to erase your memories, and then I reconfigured the machine to implant false memories and made you think you lived in [insert hometown here] and your name was [insert name here] and you had a lifelong dream of starting a peanut butter and jelly sandwich-making factory! In the meantime, I posed as you and took photos and wrote details plans about your house, your life, everything about you to one day get rid of you and stand in your place! But when your family was getting suspicious, I swapped our memories (only the safe, personal ones of course--none of my plans) and returned to my home planet to plot my revenge!!!
*cue epic evil laughter*

I have a 3-4 page paper which will be graded by the hardest grader in my school. I have two packets of busy work and a third coming up. I have 25 pictures to take, missing grades to sort out, and a precalculus teacher who half the time marks questions wrong without an explanation as to what was wrong.

So yeah, I really don't have time for that.
But I have time to read. Everybody's got time to read.

Junior.

Sorry, what was that?
I couldn't hear you, your words were drowned out by the sound of pure stupidity coming from your mouth... oh wait, those WERE your words.

My point exactly.
Have a nice day.