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Cersei has a question to ask. | IF THE BIBLE IS "TRUTHFUL" AND "ACCURATE," WHY DOES IT HAVE TALKING SNAKES, A FLAT EARTH, BONES SOMEHOW MOVING INDEPENDENTLY TO FORM SKELETO | image tagged in logical cersei,relgion,bullshit,atheism | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 9y,
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You forgot to mention the...
Virgin birth
1 boat being big enough to house at least 2 of EVERY species on the planet (without them eating each other)
All the world being flooded then all that water disappearing without trace
The entire history of all humans being born from 2 incestuous families (Adam & Eve and then Noahs family)

Oh, there are so many "factual" things that happened!
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Do I? | DO I NEED TO POINT OUT ALL THE INACCURACIES IN THE STORY OF NOAH'S ARK? | image tagged in logical cersei,religion,bullshit | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1 up, 9y,
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I don't think there is enough room on the entire internet to go in depth into all the biblical inaccuracies and falsehoods. The whole thing is one badly written work of fiction.
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Okay, I'll try to list what is inaccurate with Noah's Ark.
-The boat is too small to fit all the animals.
-Everyone would suffocate.
-Everyone would freeze to death.
-The carnivores would eat the herbivores.
-The ecosystem would be f***ed.
-There would need to be a lot of food. Oh, and the meat would rot given the timespan.
-The animals would need to cross-breed, causing genetic issues.
-The water suddenly vanishing would make no sense.
-The animals would need to go ALL the way back to their habitats, starving to death along the way.
-There is another incestuous family.
-The can't be enough rain to cover Mt. Everest
That is all I could think of. Holy shit, that is a lot of wrong stuff in Noah's Ark!
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IF THE BIBLE IS "TRUTHFUL" AND "ACCURATE," WHY DOES IT HAVE TALKING SNAKES, A FLAT EARTH, BONES SOMEHOW MOVING INDEPENDENTLY TO FORM SKELETO