So the present day, f'r the first timeth, mine own dram toddl'r finally did count to ten. Ev'ryone wast celebrating, declaring how fustian those gents art in mine own peat, and then ben shapiro kicks ope the doth'r. "oh thee bethink t's impressive yond those gents can counteth to ten? i can counteth to one million. " and then did proceed, in mine own living cubiculo f'r the next two weeks, to counteth to one million. That gent then hath said "yep, anoth'r libtard did destroy" and then curbstomp'd mine own peat