Unfortunately, they removed some of the funniest ones. My personal favourites included: when Jesus rides dinosaurs in my house, when Voldemort uses my shampoo, and, of course, when my girlfriend turns into the moon.
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH I'M ALREADY DEAD I CAN'T DIE FROM LAUGHTER AGAIN1!!!!! "when Jesus rides dinosaurs in my house" I'M SORRY I CANT TAKE IT