The truth.

Don't be racist
Be like Mario
He's Italian
Made by japenese
Looks Mexican
Jumps like a black man
And grabs coins like Jews?
And Speaks English

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZE6GTaH_cs

lets put as much copy pasta into this meme as possible, I Really Really Need Help Guys, I've Listened To All Sorts Of Music For 19 Years But I Can't Seem To Find Any Sort Of Gay Music, I've Listened To Every Single Justin Bieber Song Including His Private Concerts, But I Don't Feel Gay Enough You Guys Know Any Songs That Would Make Me Gay As Shit?

Who is this
>Semen Demon
>Jizz Genie
>Baby Batter Bringer
>Cum Caresser
>Lovegoo Lass
>Sperm Summoner
>Ejaculate Empress
>Mayonnaise Maiden
>Jizz Jockey
>Spunk Monk
>Sodomy Sentinel
>Penile Perpetrator
>Erection Confection
>Salami Tsunami
>Boner Condoner
>Fluid Druid
>Urethral Umpire
>Wang Wizard
>Knackers Knight
>Prick Pirate
>Dong Dominator
>Cock Khan
>Stiffy Sultan
>Sausage Sergeant
>Middle Leg Major
>Pole Privateer
>Shaft Specialist
>Pecker Prodigy
>Boner Benefactor
>Baloney Poney Behemoth
>Dick Juice Masseuse
>Tallywhacker Smacker
>Man Muscle Steam Shovel
>Baby Batter Bladder
>Willy Ghillie
>Butt Hut
>Glans Fans
>Spooge Scrooge
>Ejaculate Advocate
>Skeet Treat
>Wang Wrangler
>Jism Prism
>Smegma Savant
>Anal Aficionado
>Testicular Temptress

Your mom

I JUST SHAVED MY BUTT HOLE AND NOW IT'S BLEEDING. THERE WAS TOO MUCH HAIR IN MY BUTT AND IT FELT LIKE THERE WAS ALWAYS SOMETHING UP THERE. I WAS SICK OF ADJUSTING IT EVER FEW MINUTES. SHAVING IT WAS FINE UNTIL THE END WHEN I NOTICED IT WAS BLEEDING IN THAT STRETCH OF SKIN WHERE MY ASS MET MY DICK. WHEN I SEEN BLOOD ON THE RAZOR I FREAKED. THEN I PUT A WASHCLOTH UP THERE THAT IS NOW SOAKED WITH BLOOD AND SHIT. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER SHAVE YOUR ASS.?

What The F**k Did You Just F**king Say About My Religion, Infidel? Ill Have You Know I Finished Top Of My Group In The Training Camp, And Ive Been Involved In Numerous Secret Raids On The Israeli Embassy, And I Have Over 300 Confirmed Jihads. I Am Trained In Hostage Taking And Im The Top Executioner In The Entire Middle East. You Are Nothing To Me But Just Another Unbeliver. I Will Wipe You The F**k Out With Precision The Likes Of Which Has Never Been Seen Before On Allah’s Earth, Mark My F**king Words. You Think You Can Get Away With Preaching Your Beliefs To Me Over The Internet? Think Again, F**ker. As We Speak I Am Contacting My Secret Network Of Insurgents Across Iraq And Your IP Is Being Traced Right Now So You Better Prepare For The Storm, Infidel. The Storm That Wipes Out The Blasphemous Little Thing You Call Your Life. Youre F**king Dead, Kid. I Can Be In The Centre Of Mecca, During Prayer Time, And I Can Kill You In Over Seventy-Two Ways, And Thats Just With My Sword. Not Only Am I Extensively Trained In Suicide Bombing, But I Have Access To The Entire Arsenal Of The Islamic State And I Will Use It To Its Full Extent To Wipe Your Miserable Ass Off The Face Of Allah’s Creation, You Infidel. If Only You Could Have Known What Haram Retribution Your Little Clever Comment Was About To Bring Down Upon You, Maybe You Would Have Held Your F**king Tongue. But You Couldnt, You Didnt, And Now Youre Paying The Ransom, You Allahdamn Idiot. I Will Shit His Wrath All Over You And You Will Drown In It. Youre F**king Dead, Infidel.

b/, I am posting this to you in extreme agony. This is no copy pasta, this isn't a stupid post trying to get attention, this is a serious cry for help. I have been faithfull to you, /b/, for many years, and now I hope you can help me.
I was trying to shave my genitals today, to make them a little more comfortable for summer. I had no razor, so I was using some titanium scissors. Needless to say, I missed and accidentally removed a sizable chunk from the head of my P**IS. I passed out at first, but I woke up an hour or so later, covered in blood. I was able to stop the bleeding...but I wanted to put it back on and hope it would all be better.... I used super glue. It's holdong on there, but theres still blood, and a really bad line around the chunk, and it hurts oh god so bad... I have no medical insurance so I can't go to the doctor, and I live by myself so I can't get anyone else to help.
I need someone on /b/ who knows something about medical stuff. What can I do? I don't know, if I leave it on there with the glue will it heal itself back on? Help me please, it hurts a lot. I've already taken 4 extra strength tylenol and its not helping...?

Ok Look Here, I May Have Lied Just A Little Bit, I'm Not A 7 Foot Tall Black Man With A 27 Inch Dick, I'm Actually A 68 Year Old Pedophile, Back In The Day I Was A Priest For The Church Of Satan And I've Stuck My 6 Inch Crusty P**is Into More Than 90 Little Girls In A Year, I Hope You Guys Can Forgive Me, I No Longer Molest Girls, I'm Now Into Young Boys, Thanks For Being So Understanding And Forgiving.

They see me trollin
They hatin
Patrollin they tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
My proxy's so 1337
I'm raidin
They hopin that they gon catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP

Mods think they got my IP
But the MySQL disagrees
And George Zimmer can gurantee
That I'm still there lurkin with a new proxy

That's right I'm Anonymous, and I do not forgive
I raid at random with no incentive
Best be attentive, ya'll get so stressed
When you see your forum flooded with DESU DESU DESU

Noobs try and think back, to the age of Snacks
When we came to jack and invade and relax
Or the eBaums raid, no thanks to Max
One threat of a lawsuit and they piss their slacks

I'm breakin the rules, closin the pool,
Stratin up a JB thread and I'm makin you drool
I got an AV said to have girls in preschool
And that underaged vid from the Stickam cheat tool

Area's grey, like Doom 3 on high gamma
Party Van hatin, try to put me in the slammer
Nowhere near the pool and I'm not even the spammer
Just cuz I a Nigra now I'm gettin ban-hammered

But they don't got the means, to combat my team
We copypasta meme spouting /b/tard machines
So fight on Legion, but keep that proxy sturdy
Cuz when Anon posts, he's ALWAYS postin dirty?

Ok ,So My Name Is Mohammad, Hello! I Am Very Deeply In Love With A Male Goat Named Achmed, But I Do Not Know How To Tell My Parents , And I Do Not Wish To Anger Them Or Mighty Allah, Plz Give Me Advice??

I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.
"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.
"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.
God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her F**KING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.
I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.?

LOL! Holy f**k dude. Simmer the hell down. It's DRAGON BALL! Think about that before you open your mouth and make yourself look like the saddest piece of shit I've seen all day. I know NOTHING about you except that you're worthless and have no life IE. time to check these things out and care. Hope you're proud of yourself. I really do. I sincerely hope for a SPLIT second you feel better about yourself because you downloaded and rummaged through all the episodes of Dragonball Z in f**king JAPANESE just to point out he said it was a thousand points less. Like that was going to blow the f**king CONTINUITY out of the water and blow our F**KING minds somehow. Being that Dragonball Z is known for it's sharp and detective like continuity. Broly. Even the f**king CREATOR said f**k this and LEFT....but you...no YOU sat down and figured this out and now you look SO brilliant in front of us. Man....is my face red. I'm so ashamed of myself for not being a big f**king loser who has to spend my time nitpicking a f**king KIDS cartoon (even in Japan it's for CHILDREN you weeaboo piece of shit) like you. Nice work.?

This button is bullshit. It's either rigged (april fools!), or it just proves how f**king stupid and impatient Reddit users are as a whole.
It takes a whole minute to read the main page and some of the posts to realize:
1) you get one button press.
2) what flairs are.
3) that people have been waiting for new flair colors for days.
So, all these jack asses who supposedly keep pressing the button before 31 seconds are absolute impatient morons who don't give a shit about the cause.
And that would makes sense. Since Reddit is full of stupid f**king assholes surfing from work (instead of WORKING), jerks trying to be witty for karma, pathological liars, corporate shills, trolls, and power tripping admins. It's as if Buzzfeed suddenly dumped their entire user base onto Reddit.
But, it could also just be a stupid April Fools prank by the brain dead asshole who set it up. What's the prank? That the clock is being reset by the system, or that clicking the button does nothing? To be determined.
I'm not surprised. Look who the Reddit employees allowed to be their CEO.
Is nearly everybody who works in Tech a f**king moron? You idiots act like you are smart, but people like Aaron Swartz clearly pointed out what a bunch of clueless f**k bags you all are. Some of you even admitted it after he died. Sitting around being paid handsomely to code garbage that serves little more than as a expendable distraction for all the poor people using their devices to escape the shitty reality you're helping build.
Go f**k off and die, ya'll.

wow, fr?
also why would you be spending time on a godless website filled with 'infedels'

hay guys i was just thinking about ow everyone's all like "LIFE IS LIKE AN FPS WITHOUT A RESPAWN LOL" but sometimes the admin just sets respawn delay to be WAY TOO LONG, so it sorta seems like there's no respawn, and you kinda forgot you're playing the game until suddenly you're out in the open and soom AUG w**re ganks you and I think this could be it because even if a bunch of cavemen did respawn and were all like "HOW I BUY CLUB" just now, we'd probably put them in insame asylums or they'd join up with terrorists or something so no one would really notice until we get, like, the black plague respawn in a billion years and on top of that sometimes nobody respawns until one team wins the match so maybe what we did wrong was breed too fast, so the match went on and on before one team could kill the other and now all we gotta do is finish off the other team and there'd be like A GOOGOPLEX RESPAWNS and everyone'd be all like "GG lol" but most of 'em would be sarcastic because they've been in observer mode with jesus for trillions of years and the whole time they were like "HE'S BEHIND THE F**KING BOX".?

Darude- status
? Not Sandstorm
? Sandstorm

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