WAIT A MINUTE! McDonald's Illuminati confirmed? Let's check it out!
McDonald's' mascot is Ronald McDonald
Ronald McDonald is a clown
Clowns wear make-up
Mimes wear make-up
Mimes often get themselves stuck in boxes
Some people use boxes as traps
Mouths are sometimes called traps (as in shut your trap)
Mouths have teeth
Teeth are bones
Bones are strengthened with calcium
Calcium is in milk
Milk comes from goats
Goats eat many things
Things are things
And the Illuminati is a thing
MCDONALD'S ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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