WAIT A MINUTE! Skeletons illuminati confirmed? Let's check it out.
Skeletons are bones
Teeth are bones
Dentures are false teeth
Old people wear dentures
Grandmas are old people
Stereotypical grandmothers bake cookies
Some cookies are laced with drugs
Shoes are laced with laces
Shoe laces have aglets
There was a Phineas & Ferb episode about aglets
Phineas has red hair
Red-heads are also known as gingers
Gingers are known for not having souls
People who don't have souls are cruel
Cruel is synonymous to evil
The Illuminati is evil
SKELETONS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!!!!!