Oh, so you like nonsense? Let me just tell you that the chicken flavored wall owes you money so vote for the spice and open the cabinet to get a free table. Also there is lettuce at the store but it tastes like moldy bread so make sure you don't eat the glasses or else your diamond music cake will call a jeweler repairing a checkerboard and/or plastic suit that likes coffee and has a pet sheep who can trip ants, make toast, and even polish his lawn, he is also capable in living of the eye of anyone named Mary. Unfortunately, Scotty wouldn’t beam me up into the toaster, so I couldn’t buy the chair. It was probably for the best though, or else stairs would be a thing of the future and rice makers would be no more. Which would really upset all of the ovens tied up in my basement. That reminds me of the time I traveled to the Himalayas. A nice guy greeted me, and it was done with the most inspiring words known to goat kind. His exact words were, “Welcome to the Himalayas my fellow sink eater, here, you can enjoy the warmth of the sun melting your pie and burning your cinnamon rolls. Don't worry though, the jets will eat that lake and destroy all cabinets in your home. For a good reason though, they will clean your clouds of termites and bend your jam fists and even explode the hornet nest in your hose.” It really gave a great explanation of my destination. To make the trip even better, I got to witness a calculator eat my favorite cup which lead to the eruption of a paper flavored college dorm. Too bad the sun didn’t wake up though, if it did I would be able to walk my construction paper around the moon. I also got to fly in a Lucy boat that could drill a lamp and turn it into a trash bag in the blink of a phone. I had to eat the lens cover so that the next time I checked my phone a ruler came out of my toilet. After my tales of terror in my dreams I got lost in a swamp and found a duck-eating eraser that accidentally made a black hole the size of a lemonade stand when it turned on its webcam. It even smashed my glass sinks. Luckily I managed to drill a hole in my door and filled my lamp shade with almonds. Which I then painted with milk and a nail file. It really helped my pet toothpicks mop up the bowl for me. It also managed to stop a burglar that was after my graph paper, by incinerating my gravel. After all of that was sorted out I proceeded to drill press my thermometer so I could pour all the mercury onto my credit card.
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