Batman Slapping Robin

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Malon

When your ready tell me. I need to call you. If that's ok. Is it?

I advise you don’t trust me

Now you’re just making me even more tempted to make my knife and stab it through your throat. You aren’t tough. You’re weak. Don’t think you can intimidate me

and umm you're in the f**king US right.

And you’re one to say I’m not safe in my home?

Come at me dude

Your pussy ass doesn't have the balls to try anything you bitch

You’re puny.

and you're the fat chicken nugget kid. your point

Well at least I don’t have the size of a 9 year old at 13

you don't know me. If you think I'm so puny then come here and fight like a real man

And how do you think I could do that? If I could go over there right now. I’d have fun killing you. And keep that in mind

What would you even do?
Lean on me? You couldn’t do anything to me if you tried

if you're so tough then come and fight me you pussy

I’ve never had a bigger hope in my life. But of course I can’t. And that drives me as insane as you do

But you know what, you wont, you're just scared I'll beat your ass. you said it yourself you never exercise when I exercise for 5 hours a day. so how about you f**k off or fight me. If you're as tough as you say you are

You think I’d waste my time going all the way over there just to win in under a minute?

you're right. Cause your so fat If I leaned on you I get eaten

Bruh fat jokes are so 2017 lmao find something better.

You couldn’t fight a 9 year old

What makes u think you could beat me

The fact you're a scared little shit. And you're f**king 11.

I’m not scared. If I could seriously would kill you. But of course there’s many reasons why I can’t

How about you just f**k off and let me talk to her.

Your just an annoying little shit who thinks they have a chance with a 16 year old.

then do it. kill me. Or are you just scared

There are no reasons you can't fight me

We’re 8,398 miles away...

Go on. Take a picture of your "body"

You know it. I know it. We all know it

If you say you're gonna kill me do it. I live 2 minutes away from the police station bitch

Your point is?

why can't you

I know why. You're so fat you'll pull the plane down into the water.

Bitch I’m literally under my recommended weight lmao where are u getting all this fart stuff from anyways?

you're f**king face reveal

How does my head size show how fat I am? I’ll literally do a full body pic rn at f**king 1:30 am just to prove that ur full of shit

do it then you pussy. you wouldn't

Why don’t u? Cuz apparently ur not super small

I did it

When?

Go ahead

I already did one. You saw

The one with my old jacket on dumbass

Oh that one?

Do it

You're to f**kin scared

how about you come and fight me like a real man

Oh wait I forgot, You're the size of 5 of them

Why aren't you doing it. You scared

My bathroom is the only room I can take it in and it’s not quite perfect. Also because you being you are gonna find every way to insult me or make fun of me. I’m trying to get a good picture

You look like me at 8 lol. But I mean I can’t judge because everything else about you is like 10x better then me ngl

yeah mean my height. yeah Im kinda short

Yeah I can very well see that.

God. I can still knock out c**ts a foot taller then me. I just have to jump

Lol aight then.

omg I just read that last part. 😂😂😂😂 bruh that made my whole night and day

I also just now noticed how much smaller a fist is then a whole hand spread out.

I really do ramble on when I try to tell a story. Never really noticed that either

And this is the man behind the simp I see. Very good

Yeah its a short joke I use. I can also headbut them in the balls

Bruh stop ur killing me 😂😂

Bro for a sec, I thought you had not fingers. lol

What if I told you I don’t have any

I’m just now realizing how we went from death threats to just completely chill. This is the type of thing you gotta deal with by talking to me or being my friend. You gotta deal with my BS. And for my real friends when I still talked to them it was like every single day

Yeah I know that now.

Yes you do. This conversation is probably the most you’ll ever see how quickly I go from being like super pissed to chill within like 2 minutes

Cuz right as I posted that picture it was
“Damn your like the same as me”
“That’s fair.”
“So how’s your day going?”
When like 1 minute ago we were saying we wanted to kill each other

And that’s probably very annoying

lol yeh

It’s almost 3 am. Tbh I can’t believe I’ve spent this much time just talking and listening to music while waiting like 20 minutes for another response...
(Have you ever had that moment where you wanna say something then you suddenly just can’t?) cuz that just happened

I’m very annoying. And that’s my talent. Being naturally annoying

yeah I have. You should go to sleep now

I don’t sleep.

Ever.

Mainly because I must know what goes on on Imgflip because rarely I do sleep and I wake up to like 200 notifications and most are you simping over malon (no offense I’m just telling the truth)

Sure you are

Shit dude. Your the same as me

It might be because I’m eating only like 400 calories a day and when I did my face reveal I wasn’t starving myself.

Yeah maybe. I eat a lot I just work it off

I mean exercise doesn’t make you lose weight unless you also have a healthy eating habit. I mean at least for like 98% of the population.
But what I do is eat very small things and most of which are pretty unhealthy but it’s the best way. This is the one way that actually worked for me, and I don’t really feel the hunger because I’m distracted all day. It takes my mind off stuff like that. And apparently the recom

I didn’t finish that paragraph lol I pressed post too early

I was saying that the recommended amount of calories for me would be around 2000 but like what do the professionals know anyways?

Then turn of the tell me when somebody comments on a meme I also Commented on

Still. I need to know what happens. Idk why I’ve just felt this strange feeling for a while. And it’s better that I get notified so I know. Because then I’d know that people are talking but I don’t know what they’re talking about. And for some reason it just drives me crazy to not know

take that advice seriously for it might save your life ;)

Yeah I eat around that much

And if you wanna do it badly. Do it when I’m asleep. And you better delete it quick

I f**king best you ass if you say that again. Don't you f**king expect to be safe at home tonight

If you even think about it. You will die. You will regret it.

I'll f**king report you dude

And what do you think that’ll do?

It won’t save you.

So unless you want people stalking you I hugest you don’t

Suggest

Because if I find that number. I advise you sleep with one eye open :)