WAIT A MINUTE! Hammers Illuminati confirmed? Let's check it out!
Hammers are tools
Tools rhymes with fools
Fools are not very smart
Bright means the same thing as smart
Bright also means illuminated
Light bulbs illuminate
Light bulbs require electricity
Electricity is electric
Electric is a Pokemon type
Mew is a Pokemon
Kittens mew
Kittens are baby cats
Cats have 9 lives
9 is divisible by 3
and the Illuminati has 3 sides.
HAMMERS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!
In other words, you're Illuminati.