Bad Luck Brian

...after eating some Fresh Cooked Butterfly and Fudge Cake Souffle.

Pretty much.

Wasn't it the Persian messengers who got kicked down a well?

I have no clue. I've seen the guy yelling and kicking someone down a well, but I don't know who it is. BTW, this is Bad Luck Brian were talking about here, so it's only fitting that he would get kicked down a well even though he's dressed up as the guy who actually did the kicking.

Right!