Bad Luck Brian

Thought that was what "rub one out" meant!

Well given how some genies are, I think Brian just dodged a bullet here

Rules for genies wishes:

Wish 1: Wish that it wasn't against the rules to wish for more wishes.

Wish 2: Wish for unlimited wishes.

Make several wishes making sure that there will be no horrible twists on your wishes.

Now, wish for whatever you want.

You can't guarantee there won't be any horrible twists, genies are too clever and humans are too stupid.

It depends on the type of genie. There's the benevolent genie, who knows what you mean, and gives it to you. There's the literal genie, who needs you to be specific to get what you want. And finally, there's the malevolent genie, who will always twist your words into something horrible, no matter how specific you are.

Thing is most genies are malevolent, the reason jinn were put into lamps in the first place was because they were sealed into them by King Soloman for causing chaos and tormenting mankind.

But... This.. Is...

YES

Love this one!!!