Oh, I see what you did there. Nice!

"Our policies:
we will be blunt,
we will be imbeciles,
we will be irrational,
we will lie,
and (most of all) we
are old!"

The minimum age for becoming a representative is the age of when you have passed "minorhood", yet young people avoid being politicians.

For a moment there I thought the chart didn't load. Lol, too funny and true.