Ancient Aliens

btw this is a repost

It is?

I thought it up last week just never posted it since it seemed so easy that It has to be a repost

So, what ur saying is, u think it's a repost but haven't actually seen it b4? (btw if u thought it but didn't post it "the earlier posters get the worm :P :))

I bet you if you google dude where's my car aliens guy meme this is going to pop up from someone else

Aw man! No fair! I thought it was original . . . But at least I'm the first one to make it on imgflip :)

still makes it a repost sweat heart lol ((limiter strikes again))

Stop it, ur making me feel bad. Now I feel very sad.

what is ur job?

armed security

what did he text u?

schedule change that f**ked up my time off and al my plans and the best part of my job I'm thinking about just not showing up anymore to mu job since this shit happens all the time

What??? Ok then, what about movies?

I work way to much to enjoy anything plus my boss just txted me and I'm pissed right now

so, what books do u read?

I don't like reading

I just can't. I guess it's bcus of that stuff they taught me at school, and how the internet is dangerous and stuff. That is kind of built in to me.

lol pics don't really give you much info and people don't know where you are and stuff but its a good life choice

I just don't know if it's safe, ok? And do u really want to c a pic of me?

honestly I really don't care its up to you if you want to show or not I don't take much belief in the internet as real factual stuff only if it was in person but that's not going to happen so again its up to you

I do. I would show u how a picture of me, but how do i know ur not a stalker? ^-^

umm..

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thank u! what do u look like in anime/manga?

I also find that hard to believe you look just like that

anime is only bested by mlp!

^~^

ADORABLE!

huh? r u a mall cop or in the army?

f**k no I'm a armed privet security officer f**k the malls I was a bullet proof vest and carry a gun I see bad shit everyday and night

Oh. So r u in the army or a police man? I don't know much about this stuff.

I'm not in thee mood to explain it so just google it

hmm, ok. do u hate it or like it? explain.

I love what I do its the way the bosses act and treat the officers that's PISSING ME OFF!

Oh. Yeah, my dad hates his boss too. What do u guard?

anything and everything but I like it when I get a patrol car but the bosses are ass holes and removed me from that position and wont tell me why

why does life have to be unfair?

because life is hard learn that now

sadly, yes, life is hard

yes it is

yep