do your balls hang low

No but one is bigger than the other

Yes I typed that without hesitation I’ve known for 2 years now

you didn't get the ball knowledge

and they wobble to the floor

can you tie them in a knot

or into a bow

can you swing them 'round your shoulders like a continental soldier

yea

do they clank when you walk?

do they jingle when you talk?

oh thats normal for so… wait what?!

Every man reading this js checked their balls frfr