Qibli: I didn’t want to do it, no one else wanted to do it, so I made Janitor do it!

Clay: *aggressively throws pencil at Turtle *
Clay, deadpan: Oh no. I’ve been stabbed. I’ve been impaled.

Manchineel-the-hivewing: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
Anemone: My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.
Qibli: It’s called connotations.
moon: Try this one on for size, “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” vs “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty."
Blue: Great news! Language is now banned!

Grr synonyms

I wonder what other trouble synonoms can make

after reading through all of this, 95% of this is actually stuff I'd say

Tsunami : Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don’t make increasingly awful life choices, or hide their relationships. They have never, as far as I know, f---ed a bee.

Blue: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!
Blue: *sprays hairspray in their mouth*
Blue: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

Ihateschool : I started school with straight A’s. Now I’m not even straight.

Manchineel-the-hivewing: ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT.
Manchineel-the-hivewing: DO NOT PANIC, I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.

Blue, holding up their cla-- notes: And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like “Chipotle”.
Blue, in shock: Wait a minute, is it “Chip-o-tottle”?

LilianaLoezaTanner: I don't want to tell you to clean your room again!
Blue: ...but you will, right?
LilianaLoezaTanner: Oh, for sure.

Last one is so real

lol. as an assassin of queen wasp it is pretty possible that manchineel would do something like this.

Bumblebee : Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..

Sunny: Not to brag, but I can go into the Spirit Halloween without crying.

Clay: War is heck!

RapidFalcon: My dad died when I was little so whenever someone jokes about f---ing my mom I’ll pretend to be really sincere and say some s--- like “Glad to see she’s moving on, my dad’s death hit her pretty hard.” Then watch them absolutely fumble trying to figure out a response to that statement.
RapidFalcon: Update, she got a new partner I can no longer make the joke.

bumblebee wtf

RapidFalcon: *enters their own pa--word* I'm in.

Snowfall: What do you want then?
Mulberry: Er… something work related.
Snowfall: What department is this?
Mulberry: Sorry?
Snowfall: Well, if it’s work related you’d obviously know what department this is. What department is this?
Mulberry: *looks at Umber and Edi_guy* Some sort of homos--ual department?

Edi_guy: I love hearing Glory shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.

Lynx, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the F---??
Lynx, buckling the banana up: F---ing buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

Clay: I'm going to be an adult in 4 years and I only have a vague idea of what I'm going to do.
Blue: I’m gonna be an adult in less than a year and I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.
Bumblebee : I'm with you there...
Mulberry: I'm an adult and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
Deathbringer: Three types of people.

Glory: I may be stupid.
The Squad: ...
Glory: Oh, did you think I was going to finish that sentence?

Edi_guy: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Deathbringer: Okay.
*later*
Platypus: Deathbringer! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Edi_guy, whispering: Deny everything.
Deathbringer, loudly: That isn't a chair.

I would and have said these things before and my friend would be just like deathbringer in the last one

Blue: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Sundew: Only if you also don't ask why.
Sundew: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*
Blue: ...
Blue, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

Qibli: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Bumblebee : Ok, Qibli, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Qibli: 1917.
Bumblebee : ...You're ready

Mulberry: You know what the problem is? Your really cute, so no one ever told you to shut your pie-hole.
Edi_guy: You think I’m cute?
Mulberry: SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE!

Tsunami : It’s not that I don’t trust Umber, I just... don’t ’t trust their impulse control.

Deathbringer: What scares you guys the most?
Luna: Werewolves!
Swordtail: Sharks.
Kinkanju: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.
Kinkanju:
Kinkanju: Tsunami .

Lynx: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!
Luna: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!
Lynx:
Lynx: What?
Luna: I need to feed my Neopets!

*during a group project*
Sunny: *does 99% of the work*
Fatespeaker : *has no idea what’s going on*
Manchineel-the-hivewing: *says they’re gonna help but does not*
LilianaLoezaTanner: *disappears at the very beginning and doesn’t show up again until the very end*

Lynx: You remind me of the ocean.
Umber: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Lynx: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

Peril, shooing Sunny away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.

Ihateschool : I'm not creepy.
Ihateschool : I'm petty.
Ihateschool : There's a difference, ya' know.

MWUAHAHAHHAHA

Fatespeaker : Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Platypus is walking in this room.
Starflight : *wheeze*

RapidFalcon: How was your day, Winter?
Winter: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.
RapidFalcon: Oh? And what does that mean?
Winter: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.

Ihateschool : THEY COME SEASONALLY!
Ihateschool : THEY COME EVERY YEAR!
Blue: What- Panther777, are they drunk again-
Ihateschool : IT DOESN’T MATTER WHERE I GO!
Ihateschool : WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Panther777: What does WHAT mean?
Cricket, who is the only one who knows what Ihateschool is talking about: I mean, when you found one in the bathroom-
Blue: WHAT THE F--- DID IHATESCHOOL FIND IN THE BATHROOM?
Ihateschool : I’M TELLING YOU LIKE- LIKE IN THE SWIMMING POOL-
Ihateschool : IN L.A.
Ihateschool : EVERYWHERE I GO, THE DUCKS COME TO ME!
Blue and Panther777: Oh, for f---S SAKE IHATESCHOOL -

Ihateschool : In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Janitor, turning to Panther777: How tall are you? (Hey)

Ihateschool : You can’t have a gun on stage!
RapidFalcon: WRONG AGAIN! I can have a gun, and I must have a gun, that’s the rule of Chekhov’s Gun: have a gun. And now that it’s been seen, I will have to shoot someone before the end of the play.

moon: It’s Pride Month, you know what that means!
Ihateschool : I get to eat as many Skittles as I want?
moon: What? No! What has Blue been telling you?
Blue, walking in, pouring Skittles into their mouth: Taste the rainbow, b----.

Cricket: We either die free, or die trying!
Snowfall: Are those the only choices?

Winter: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?

Umber: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Janitor: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

Cricket: As a responsible adult-
Tsunami : *chuckles*
Cricket: … As a responsible adult—

Sundew: Where are you going?
Deathbringer: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

Mulberry: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some b----es whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

moon, skipping rocks on a lake with Kinkanju: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Kinkanju: Yeah, it is.
Kinkanju: *whispering* Take that you f---ing lake.

(manchineel, walking in) deathbringer. do both. steal an ice cream.

moon: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip?
Clay: Yea, I could drink legally!
Cricket: I could hang out with the boys!
Anemone: I could hide from the consequences of my actions.

Clay: Something’s off.
Glory: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Clay: No, but that’s funny.

Sunny: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
Winter: Sunny-
Winter: It- it was just an ant-

Ihateschool : I truly hate it here <3
Winter: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is it?
Qibli: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is women?
Swordtail: Now replace “funny” with “women”. Not so women now, is funny?
Glory: I’m having a f---ing stroke.
Qibli: Now replace “stroke” with “baby”. Congratulations!

RapidFalcon: Alright Fatespeaker , what do you want?
Fatespeaker : I want Peril to disown you and adopt me!

RapidFalcon: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Winter: Spiders?
RapidFalcon: Spiders it is then.
Winter: No, that wasn’t-
*But they were already pouring them a brimming gla-- of spiders…*

Cricket: Hi, I'm Cricket, and only you can prevent forest fires... seriously, it has to be you. I'm sure as hell not gonna do it.

Anemone, to the Squad: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go.
Kinkanju: But how-
Anemone, ignoring them: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.

Winter: So, what's for dinner?
Clay, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.

Sundew: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

Swordtail: Okay. Hypothetically speaking, how mad would you be if I burned a hot pocket so badly it could probably fall off a ten-story building and be completely fine?
Lynx: Swordtail, what did you do?
Swordtail: Take a guess.

Turtle : What did you two do?
Luna:
RapidFalcon:
Turtle : You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Platypus: We all have our demons.
Winter, grabbing Swordtail: This one’s mine!

*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
RapidFalcon: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Blue: It would instantl

Starflight : I typed "b----" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Sundew:
Starflight : Vroom vroom, come out already.

Manchineel-the-hivewing: We call that a traumatic experience.
Manchineel-the-hivewing, turning to Glory: Not a "bruh moment".
Manchineel-the-hivewing, turning to Kinkanju: Not "sadge".
Manchineel-the-hivewing, turning to Deathbringer: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

Starflight : It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Starflight : Lmao, @Swordtail.

Cricket: *running into the room* Swordtail just said they don’t love me anymore!
Lynx: What?!
Swordtail: *following them in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across the country just so you can punch Umber in the face.

Manchineel-the-hivewing: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little s---’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

Blue: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.
Anemone: Blue, NO!

Peril: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Peril: Mice are having s-- in my walls.
Bumblebee : Tattletale!
Blue: You're just being ungrateful.
Anemone: It's their home too, you know.
Deathbringer: So what? Don't s**tshame them.
Peril: The mice are f---ing AND now I'm getting heckled.

Winter: When do I get my own gun?
Sunny: I wouldn’t trust you with my kid’s lightsaber.

Sundew: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Deathbringer: ...what happened?
Sundew: I made a VERY bad mistake.

Bumblebee , texting Kinkanju: Please don't text me for the next hour, I'm going to be on the treadmill.
Kinkanju: I wasn't planning on texting you.
Bumblebee : What did I just say?

Sunny: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Qibli: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

Anemone: In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb s--- while completely sober too.

lol

RapidFalcon: *makes Winter a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Winter: *sips tea*
RapidFalcon:
Winter: *finishes tea*
RapidFalcon: Didn't it taste bad?
Winter: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
RapidFalcon, tearing up: Oh, okay.

Tsunami : I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Peril.
Tsunami : Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.
Tsunami : But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.
Peril: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.
Tsunami : I can only a--ume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.
Peril: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.
Tsunami : Let that possibly be a lesson to you.
Mulberry: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

Umber: I’m having salad for dinner!
LilianaLoezaTanner:
Umber: Well, fruit salad.
Umber: Actually, it’s mostly grapes.
LilianaLoezaTanner:
Umber: Okay, it’s all grapes.
Umber: Fermented grapes.
LilianaLoezaTanner:
Umber:
LilianaLoezaTanner:
Umber: It’s wine.
Umber: I’m having wine for dinner.

Luna: What am I supposed to do?
Snowfall: If I were you? I’d try and make peace with whatever deity, pantheon, or Divine Other you believe in.
Luna: I’m an atheist.
Snowfall: Then just get ready to die I guess.

Panther777: LilianaLoezaTanner is a little b----.
Anemone: Why?
Panther777: Number one, they're little. Number two, they're a b----.

Blue: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Clay: Several traffic violations.
Cricket: Three counts of resisting arrest.
sora: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Sunny: Also, that’s not our car.

Platypus: I let my cat drink the bathtub water while I was in it.
Priest: Once again, kind of weird, but not a sin.

Snowfall: Give me everything you’ve got!
Anemone: All your friends secretly hate you.
Snowfall: Wait, what?
Anemone: I’ve got anxiety.

Sunny: Why do you act like we’re three year olds?
Peril, exasperated: WHY?!?
Peril points at Qibli: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!
Peril points at LilianaLoezaTanner: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!
Peril points at Sunny: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!
Peril: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

Luna: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.
Starflight : Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
Luna: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
Fatespeaker : Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

moon: Are you okay?
Blue, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions.
moon: *Picks up an onion* What the f--- did you say to Blue?

Sundew: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Bumblebee : Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

Luna: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.

RapidFalcon: Platypus, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?
Platypus: My doctor just said I should avoid—
RapidFalcon: Being a wuss? I agree.

Janitor: Platypus, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life?
Platypus: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

Janitor: What’s your biggest fear?
Fatespeaker : I am incredibly arachnophobic.
Janitor, under their breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?

Deathbringer: Today, Clay said a swear word, so Sunny said that they were going to wash Clay's mouth out with soap. Clay replied, “It’s okay, I like the taste of soap”. Turns out, they’ve been putting soap on their lips to blow bubbles.

Blue: Regular soda is too sweet!
Bumblebee : Diet soda has a weird after taste!
Blue: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn't have sugar! It's SPICY!
Bumblebee : It has other weird stuff in it! I'll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda!
Blue: It's SO SWEET like it's a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!
Bumblebee : I'm going to physically attack you.
Blue: Which is better, Starflight ?
Starflight : Oh, I usually drink water!
Bumblebee : Wha- NO!
Blue: DISGUSTING!

Clay: *lifting weights*
Panther777: Wow… They’re so intense!
Anemone: I wonder what drives them.
Clay, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.

Anemone: :)
Starflight : :(
Anemone: Turn that frown upside down!
Starflight ):;
Anemone: Not sure what I was expecting...
(Had to edit this cause it looked weird Anemone: :)
Starflight : >:(
Anemone: Turn that frown upside down!
Starflight : ):<
Anemone: Not sure what I was expecting...)

Glory: What do you think Peril will do for a distraction?
Platypus: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Platypus: ...or they could do that.

Bumblebee : Hey, Deathbringer. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Deathbringer: To get to the other side?
Bumblebee : You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“
Deathbringer: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?
Bumblebee : To get to the idiot’s house.
Deathbringer: ...Ok?
Lynx: Hey, Deathbringer. Knock knock.
Deathbringer: No.
Lynx: You were supposed to say “who’s there?”
Deathbringer: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there?
Lynx: The chicken.
Deathbringer:
Lynx:
Bumblebee :
Deathbringer: Listen here you little s---s-

Platypus: I think it's time to start f---ing some s--- up.
Qibli: Oh no.
Platypus: More like "oh yes!"

Turtle : All I did was kill Panther777, is that really such a crime?
Kinkanju:
Kinkanju: Yes?!

(🐢🔪🐈‍⬛⚰️ My favorite arc 2 Character is turtle btw)

Bumblebee : I think this might be a bad idea...
Lynx: Don't start thinking on me now!

Lynx: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Lynx: That's why I own TEN guns.
Lynx: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

Clay: Your future self is talking s--- about you right now.
Swordtail: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their f---ing life.

*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
RapidFalcon: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Blue: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Clay: if you want information it is
Cricket: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

I love toast