The staff is more auraful

staff is more auraful (for those who are deaf and couldnt read the title)

wand is more portable. pull that out yo pocket in a pinch.

Staff is cooler and less gay

yeah but you can pleasure yourself with a wand-

exactly why staff is less gay genius

You can pleasure yourself even better with a staff

nah it wouldn't fit, also that means staffs are more gay.

how tf would my ass be that big where i could stick the whole damn staff up it

Easy staff

Staff for aura, wand for stealth

Wand is easy to conceal and is quicker to use, but the staff has more aura, probably does more damage, and you can beat someone with it when you run out of magicka

I present the third, hands (but staff is just as cool)

a magic SWORD

STICK