You know, I tried. I tried to bury a metaphorical hatchet. (Actually, it was the Awesomeaxe.)
BUT YOU JUST WON'T LET ME!!!!
THE ENTIRE MONTH ALL THE ASSHOLES HAVE BEEN ACCUSING ME, BANNING ME, ABUSING MODERATOR POWERS TO RUIN MY MEMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can't you just realize that we all want this to end?
Why can't you just realize that I'm trying to stop being framed as a villain?