I am looking for salmon. Are you salmon by any chance?

uhm.. no

You sure? You look salmon shaped.

no salmon here

maybe

hello fellow bear boi!

I need to sit and calm down for a sec
I'ma listen to ma music while I calm down

*you can faintly hear emotion engine playing from the headphones he puts on*

*he gets up*
ok that's better
lets hope I never do that again

"Hey who the heck are you?"

hello there
the names eternus

Midnight. local sound elemental and phone head. Frankly, i'm in a fowl mood and am not pleased to meet you; my problem is I have none to spar with for I am somehow the best fighter in a friendly duel.

oh uh ok
well I'm a void commander of the void legion

but I hope you find someone to spar with

Y || "something seems off about him."
M || "agreed. I have a plan."
they stop whispering.
M || "Hey, you think you can take on three of the strongest tavernites at once?"

*worried*
uhh maybe but I would be careful
cause if you wanna fight me
ur gonna have to avoid hitting me
cause I might give y'all a void infection

"you're fighting a semisolid sun demigod, a robot, and a walking phone corpse. none of us are exactly "alive" anyways. we'll be fine." (move fight to memechat?)

eternus: corrupution,WHERE?
smc: oh god you summoned him

*changes to his awakened form*
that's how I got this

*charges up sword*
y'all might wanna back up
this will be strong

*releases A LOT of void energy on the corruption*
*corruption gone*
heh my job here is done
*changes back to his norm form*

you are aware the corruption has taken over half of the plane (meaning it has full ctrl of the lower plane) and that it is only now in the upper plane, right? it's an endless battle, because it will grow back.

(there goes the major plot point of my whole novel + the crossover with my friend's ytp series bro ;-;)

(oh whoops sry 😔)

(lemme fix that rq)

wait I sense this isn't all of it

Wow, y'think? THERE'S A WHOLE PARALLEL PLANE OF EXISTENCE FULL O' THE STUFF. IT KEEPS LEAKING THROUGH THE COSMIC FOAM; THE BATTLE TO SAVE OUR HOME IS ENDLESS.

we already tried energy swords. nothing really happened.

uhh this isn't an energy sword
its a void sword
the strongest sword in the known universe

Universe? Puh-lease. you're in the hub for the multiverse. this place has magic, alien tech, everything. your sword is a long passed fad for the rare warriors who come in passing to my humble tavern. I guarantee that arkeg's dinky little stun ray can kill quicker.

are u sure bout that
*stabs the floor with the sword*
*void starts to spread from the sword*
do NOT touch this or u wont be around much longer

(new tavernite: stixxman) "oi, ain't 'at the stuff my face-hole is made o'?

"

your face is made of PURE VOID!?

ok but do you have a sick boss theme like my man Spendo?

(COUGH COUGH, https://www.bandlab.com/post/40c0c550-3caa-43de-b49a-3b86d648827c )

actually yh I do :D
depending on the form
its either divinity dissonant for his awakened form
or deadlock for his corrupted form

gogo gadget lore doc
What is Ynþy's tavern?
Ynþy's tavern is a tavern in the middle of the upper plane (a white void.) the tavern is connected to every dimension by pink brick tunnels. the tavern loosely follows the rules of spacetime, though warps it a lot. the tavern is being plagued by corruption, which looks like missing textures. there's also an unrelated infection, which is heavily inspired by Changed/transfur games. most who enter the tavern enter via the tunnels, and find their way to the tavern via the compromised area (infection) and have to avoid the puddles. those who make it are welcomed, those who are infected are monitored for cognitive function, then if they are devoid of such, killed. there are a few infecteds living with the other taverngoers.

i did not know the official pronunciation of þ i just knew it works really well for ‘silly’ emoticons

: þ

it's a thorn. thorn ≍ TH

what are these two diseases I speak of?

the infection works like you would expect it to based on its inspirations: it violently takes over your body and turns you into an anthropromorphic animal. it can only affect living biological material, hence why the infectious substance harmlessly pools on the ground. infected individuals usually lose cognitive function and become really... how to put it? I guess cuddly? they aggressively snuggle people. this isn't really an issue unless you're exposed to a neurodisfunctional infected for over a week. at that point the substance will rub off on you enough to begin infecting you. neurofunctional infecteds are just normal people for the most part. though three things can happen.
1. UwUspeak syndrome. this literally just causes them to... well you get the gist.
2. Increased clinginess/neediness & hyperactive sex drive. this varies in severity and can range from being slightly more clingy to needing to be with their partner (if they have one) 24/7; becoming entirely dependent on them.
3. gradual changes in body shape. after the initial takeover and development of animal-like parts, female and male subjects will become curvier. in females with already extremely curvy bodies, this can end up with serious issues like squeezing of the organs. this also rarely leads to male subjects developing the ability to produce milk. this is guaranteed if the male subject ended up as an anthropromorphic cow.

Reminder: if you find an infected to be Neurodisfunctional, KILL THEM.

as for the corruption. the corruption came from the lower plane (black void) and looks like missing texture. it corrupts all matter it touches. biological entities become twisted versions of themselves, or statues depending on the case when infected. dead biological material like wood becomes living, like the floating hand incident where a wood table on the lower layer turned into an aggressive floating hand.

both spread by touch.

the corruption cannot be killed due to how far it has already spread, and can only be quarantined to the lower plane for now.

I have like homemade boss music straight from the bowels of bandlab for most of my characters. Ynthy's theme is genuine garbage. https://www.bandlab.com/vayporwav_3/albums/7c1980b2-1dc4-f111-bf5b-0022484af400 (this is a collection of my stuff)

yeah, cryptid stuff, yk.

HOWWW
I THOUGH I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT HAD THAT

(convenient arkeg entry has occured) "Multiverse stuff. other universes have other rules regarding void, like Ynthy has light magic which combats void."

L I G H T ?
did you say LIGHT!
*eternus grows increasingly agaitated*

*he looks at Ynthy*
you wouldn't happen to know about a light legion would you
*he looks really mad*

"no... I'm a light elemental because i'm the SUN."

"Brother, I'm the SUN of course I'm a light/fire elemental. so Is spendo because of his weird lightbulb tail so elements really mean very little."

*he looks as if he's going insane*
I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONE
I OTTA-
*takes a breath and calms down*
no,no I must resist you did let me help you after all

"are you elementalist? that's crazy man elementalism is so barbaric."

no I'm a void commander
I led the void legion In the void and light war
it's just been so long since it happened

but look I'm sry
I felt a rush as soon as I heard him say light magic

"Reminds me of my years as a villain. I was the villain of the tavern back in my prime..."

*eternus looks sad*
Jesus I'm having flashbacks again

Hey man, you still here?

I'm not dead

Aight good

Do you have any salmon?

nope! I have tons of STRANGE DRINKS!

...

i'm sorry... want a beer?

hmmmmmm
got any berry juice
its our version of that

nope. I do have lamb sauce.

*wakes up*
NO I DONT WANT TO GO-
wha

*tries to get up but almost immediately falls on the floor due to a sharp pain*

*muffled cause he's flat on the floor*
ehm I gesh I'll goh bckh toh shleep

idk what happened but my memechat is bugging rn

ok got it working again

ahwwwwwwwww :C

ig I'll try the norm version then

*takes a sip*

WHUUUUUUUUUUUUU
WhAt Is tHiS
I sMelL CoLoRs
I SeE SoUnDs

actually.... I have wine! that's just fermented fruit juice.

midnight be here now. no reason why except for the fact that he has a sick boss theme too.

Hey... you okay?

IdK
WhAt iS ThIs fEeLiNg

oh uh... you're drunk. it's fine, it'll pass eventually. until then, want me to hold you for safety?

uH SuRe
*collapses*
OwIe

*start yapping in his sleep about some other cookie*

*falls asleep*

yeah you uhh... you're in my tavern. quick word of advice, don't touch the puddles in the blocked off area, don't touch the corruption.

*wakes up from a day long nap*
ugggghhhhhhh why does my head hurt
owwwwwwieeee

just a hangover. you'll be fine.

*extremely confused*
also where am I
I cant remember the past few hours while I was still awake

I DoNt FeEl RihGt

HoW LoNg DoEs ThIs FeElInG LaSt

two to six hours or so, though hangovers last longer. Don't worry, I can just keep you safe and sound.

I'm feeling tired so I'll be heading to bed,we can continue this tomorrow but how bout in memechat

ts corny asf gng

oh wait it's already the next day I meant to say later today

no no, THE corruption.

Not interested then.