Porn this, porn that, how about you porn yourself a territory in my map game

I claim 2, 16. make me ornage

Cheze

Yo, wanna alliance

sure

Ight

Empire name?

wisconsin

can i take a square with the name "The Angelarmy"?

Sure, just tell me the color

orange

Orange is taken so Imma give you dark orange
And which square

6, 6

That one's already taken, Imma give you the neighboring one though

top right square make it purple

qhartain

does this mean I can take a square

Yes (one of them 5x5 ones)

hm, give me (21,21), make it this exact color (#4A412A or 74, 65, 42), and name it "Loser Town"

I'm going to start cultivating the land and making laws and government

an create a supply chain while I'm at it

I want to developer tech and train soldiers

Choose one

Tech

You got two union tokens. So in case you make that alliance with Cheze, you have the option to unite your empires to create an even stronger empire.

Ok

Cheze said he wanted to

I want to alliance with cheze, is there even alliances?

Yeah there are alliances, you gotta ask Cheze whether he wants to though

I'll claim 6, 1, and i'll start developing some technology

Choose one action

oh okay then ill develop technology

Your empire got its hands on electricity, meaning if you use it, your citizens got access to easy light, new machines, and porn ig (also you can do three moves if you use it)

okay then i'll start occupying 6,1, and i'll start to train my army

I forgor 💀 to tell but you can't use a technology in the same round you got it in

fuh

Actions (takes a move):
- Claim one unoccupied 5x5 square
- Upgrade alliances to unions (Requires a union token, the two countries become one way stronger country controlled by both players)
- Invade other countries (The player with the stronger army will have better chances. Also fully conquering an empire will double your army level)
- Train your army (success is random, but the more squares you have, the higher the training is)
- Develop technology (success & type of technology is random)
- Volunteer as an assistant for an already existing empire (only possible if you don’t have an empire of your own)

Extras (doesn‘t take a move):
- Change your color
- Change your name
- Form alliances (allies get a boost while attacking, a bigger boost while defending, and can‘t attack each other)
- Accept alliances
- Use technology
- Trade technology, squares, or army power (requires a trade token from one of the two traders unless you‘re allies)
- Defeating an enemy entirely grants you their current army power

Technologies:
- Failure (no new technology)
- Puppet state (forces an alliance)
- Union token (used to form unions)
- Trade token (used to trade technology)
- Tank (temporary attack boost)
- Wall (temporary Defense boost)
- Electric network (lets you move three times next round)
- Economy boost (doubles training speed for a while)