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so today at lunch in school, one of the kids showed 2 videos of a kid pocket jerking on the bus, 2 angle shots where there, and he didn't bring out his dih or balls he put his hand in his pants and jerked it on the bus, I want to get my phone (if my mom didn't take it away for having Snapchat) bring it to school, get the video, and show it to the gooner, and give him a week to come up with 50$ or else I would show it to the administrators (he can't tell his parents or administrators because then he would be admitting to jerking off on the bus) I think it's illegal but I need this money I'm broke asf

yo what the f**k are you doing dude

Damn

I am planning to get a vending machine, get money from it, blackmail someone for the 50 bucks ( In 1 and 5 dollar bils) and then hopefully for the person I'm blackmailing I will get paid, and if anyone asks I could say it's vending machine money

the dude could just tell an adult what youre doing or tell his friends who will tell other people and then everyone will know

yea but then I make no money from it

good. dirty money is bad money.

there is a song my mom listens to, idk the title but I know some of the lyrics, I say and quote from the song: good money, dirty money, all money is money

songs are not moral advice.

ik its not moral advise but it's not lying either

it is its dirty money its not good money. i hope you dont get the 50 dollars and gt caught if you follow through

it's unlikely I won't do it, as my mom don't let me take my phone to school, but I'm trying to convince her I can be trusted, I'm not doing it out of anger or revenge, I'm doing this out of hunger and need

good f**k dude

I mean I've blackmailed people before, but never like that

You cannot need the money THAT bad wtf

I have zero bucks in my wallet and in credit card debt

So you're going to extort someone to make up for your financial choices?

not yet, I gotta pay my debt, then get vending machines and make money off of those, then I can receive money from le gooner and spread it among the vending machine money when I get it, that way nobody can get suspicious

youre actually a loser if you want to extort someone

depends on why you wanna do it though

that's literally extortion, if you're so desperate for money then get a job jesus f**king christ

already do, I am just secreing a better future for myself, I could use the money for buying stocks

"im securing a better future for myself by extorting a minor so i can invest in stocks" sounds f**king nasty
think about how you'd harm that boy, yeah he shouldn't have been jerking off on the bus, but he'll remember you forever as the person who made his life hell, and who's to say he wont retaliate?

I will forward some advice my dad gave me, it's a dog eat dog world, you need to do whatever you can to be successful in life, and be the boss,and always look out for backstabbers, what you are saying right now is crazy, if you follow by that you will be working for someone, and not be your own boss, and if he retailiates and hits me first, I have no choice but to defend myself

thats the excuse fraudsters use

you sayin my dad is an excuse fraudster? let me tell ya sonethin, my dad came from Colombia in this country when he was 2 years old, his whole entire family was poor, he lived in queens New york , poor, he moved to detriot, poor, if he never met my mom, and didn't bring me in the world, he wouldnt have realized that he needs to grind, and my mother helped him start a successful business, which my dad owns now (my mom and dad are divorced) my dad was willing to grind, willing to make money, this is why when I go to my dad's house, he doesn't live in a trashcan, he has given me advice and motivation for everything in my future, since I'm basically poor to, I have the same desire for money he has, and like my dad, I will do anything for it

bro you're like 14 ✌️
and YOU would be the one hitting first dipshit do you even know what retaliate means

how would I be throwing the first punch? he got mad and decided to take his anger out by assaulting me, I wasn't taught how to be a bitch any of my parents, or their friends

i did noyt say that whatsoever

dumbass if you started blackmailing him then YOU are the antagonist, YOU started it, so yes, that is throwing the first punch, giving him ample reasons to retaliate