Queetus D. Pheetus First Words were "gurlig gugh szlouok"

How many weeks old is he?

His time might be measured in Hellfire Eons...

How long are those?

Me: "God, how long is a million years to you?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
Me: "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"
God: "To me, it's but a penny."
Man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Sure... in a minute."

Why does he have such a long... you know what i mean

At least his dingaling is bigger than the guy from the story made by that one dharr mann ripoff called "tomorrow's teaching"

I honestly think that's his umbelical cord...

Umbilical Card? As Satan's Spawn, he was a rough birth. It is told by legend that its Mother, a Jackel, was killed during the process. So, the poor little thing had to chew off his own Umbilical Card. It was indeed traumatic. Allegedly pictured are his guardians... May God Protect us!

tbh you might be right, cus if it was his..... snake... it would be a little lower

It really looked like it to me, at first. But I sorta like the idea of an umbilical cord better than a johnson! Thanks for the comment! Upvote to you!