Dude, this reminds me of this one time I was eating grass at the park and some random dude wearing crocks put grass in the holes of the crocks and said “be careful she might eat your feet!”
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After that I’m never eating grass in public again..

Dunno man

I didn’t eat the grass from his shoe, y’know? It’s just an experience that creeped me out and this reminded me of it

ik, but why eat grass

Cuz it’s yummy