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This pointer figure has no purpose now | Story time: One time I accidentally cut off half the end of my pointer finger, and it hurt to do anything with it. Now obviously I wasn’t going to stop writing. So I learned to type with 9 fingers, and by the time I could use my finger again I was too used to the 9 finger approach. I type with 9 fingers all the time now 😭✌️ | image tagged in finger,accident,writing,writer,writers,ouch | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
118 views • 4 upvotes • Made by The_Rickroll_King 3 weeks ago in Writer_Stream
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16 Comments
Neon_Ghost M
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
Ouch and lol. I don't know which. I type with one hand a lot because I use my left hand to rest my chin on my palm so... yeah
The_Rickroll_King M
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
One hand dang that’s impressive
Neon_Ghost M
1 up, 3w
It is slower and I make more frequent mistakes, but it's nice when I'm using my other hand for stuff
Neon_Ghost M
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
How did you cut your finger?
The_Rickroll_King M
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
School project
Neon_Ghost M
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
...What school project?
The_Rickroll_King M
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
Art
Neon_Ghost M
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
I'm guessing this art project included scissors. Did the school nurse just slap an icepack on your finger?
The_Rickroll_King M
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
It was a knife and it was at home as homework. I through some paper towel on the wound and after 12 minutes of bleeding I went to the emergency room where they put expired stuff on the wound, which stuck to the wound. Later I had to pry it off which ripped up more flesh and also pulled my nerves out slightly. Not. Kidding.
Neon_Ghost M
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
Oh my goodness. That sounds horrible
The_Rickroll_King M
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Yup. Now Moms childbirth description doesn’t sound that bad
Neon_Ghost M
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
lol. Here's a Storytime from me: I twisted my ankle at a trampoline park and I'm still convinced I at least fractured it. I heard a crack and it was all I could do to crawl onto solid floor. An employee comes along, hands my a room temperature ice pack, and tells my he can't help me up because "policy" or whatever... I wasn't taken to the hospital and didn't get an ankle brace. My ankle turned a sickly green 🫠
The_Rickroll_King M
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Where in the actual flick were your parents
Neon_Ghost M
2 ups, 3w
They were there. I don't think we had a lot of emergency room money and I guess they thought I was being dramatic. The actual advice I received was, "Try to walk it off?" But they did wrap my ankle when we got home
a_spooky_vegitable
0 ups, 2w,
1 reply
question: was your finger re-attached or do you have some weird prosthetic
The_Rickroll_King M
0 ups, 2w
I’m js deformed now
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Story time: One time I accidentally cut off half the end of my pointer finger, and it hurt to do anything with it. Now obviously I wasn’t going to stop writing. So I learned to type with 9 fingers, and by the time I could use my finger again I was too used to the 9 finger approach. I type with 9 fingers all the time now 😭✌️