The starter pack of findingnem0:
-he was already shriveled up when he was a sperm cell, making him look like a mix between a newborn bird mixed with a mordibly obese and shriveled up whale.
-he has barely any muscle in his body, but a layer of blubber that is insanely thick.
-his jaws look like a horrendously deformed and shriveled up beak of a quetzalcoatlus, his lower jaw is bent all the way forward, making him look like he was mewing for so long that his lower jaw is now longer than his upper jaw.
-the extremely low amount of muscle makes him move really badly, so he drags and flails his head around when he walks.
-his father left him just when he was spawned into this world.
-he was so gross that his mother never talked to him.
-he can't get a crush, so he goons to his stepsister, but the problem is that his pp is so small he can't even goon to her, so his stepsister goons to him instead.
-he secretly cheats with cursed fanart of seek and figure from doors, but he can't beat his meat, he just punches it, since the ridiculously thick amount of blubber he has in his body.
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