Assassinate the presidents of the USA and Russia.

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id use my outside voice in class 😈

leave class five seconds early

f**k a giraffe

what

You don’t wanna know the things I’d do

Id steal all ram, BURN DOWN THE AI DATA CENTRES, Steal a Koenigsegg Jesko and a GTR R35 Paul Walker Style, and the steal is in GTA Style, then i would build a pc with a stolen ROG GeForce 5070ti, and pirate all games on steam. Also, the stolen ram kits will be sold for 100 dollar.

d*h 😂🎉

buy a car without a license and drive to my gf's house :3

wear a fake mustache that makes people laugh in a church in alabama

continue my regular life because i probably wouldn't realize everything is legal now

I'd go whale hunting on a sunday

Tax fraud

won't do anything cause everything is legal

you won't do anything? not even breathe or eat?

if it's legal I'm not doing it