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Messenger: All hail his Grace, Yoshi of Streams MS_Memer_Group and Vibe_Zone, the first of his name, King of the New and the Oldgens, Owner of the Stream and Protector of the Users.
King Yoshi: I command the online users to make all necessary arrangements for my coronation. I wish to be crowned within the fortnight.
Today I shall accept oaths of fealty from my loyal councilors.
Hecate: Gebrix, I believe no man here could ever question your love for loona porn.
Gebrix: King Andrew's email. Unopened.
"Hecate is herein named Protector of the Users, to rule as Regent until the Yoshi come of age".
Norther: May I see that letter, Gebrix? "Protector of the Users." Is this meant to be your icon, Hecate? An Email?
*Norther shreds Andrews's letter to pieces*
Gebrix: Those were the King's words!
Norther: We have a new King now. Hecate, when we last spoke you offered me some counsel. Allow me to return the courtesy. Bend the knee, My Lord. Bend the knee and swear loyalty to my son and we shall allow you to live out your days in the stupid dead stream you call home.
Hecate: Your son has no claim to the ownership.
King Yoshi: Liar!
Norther: You condemn yourself with your own mouth, Hecate. Gebrix, seize this traitor.
Hecate: Gebrix is a good man, a loyal man. Do him no harm.
Norther: You think he stands alone?
*Neko draws his slurs.*
King Yoshi: Kill him! Kill all of them, I command it!
Hecate: Commander! Take Norther and her child into custody. Escort them back to the royal apartments and keep them there, under guard.
Nat: Men of the Drawings Stream!
*The Artists draw their pencils.*
Hecate: I want no bannings. Tell your men to lay down their hammers. No one needs to be banned.
Silver: Now!
Suddenly, the artists switch sides and attack Hecate's men. Electrum sneaks up to Hecate. He grabs him from behind, then holds a pencil to his throat, saying...
Silver: I did warn you not to trust me.

deadass am i norther's son in this or am i misreading

youre northers and graces son by product of votinggamecest

wouldnt grace be my daughter

no but aymy is your little brother

killing myself

part 2 up

Sequel NOW

*At the MSMG ban list, Drizzy goes out to see Hecate.*
Drizzy: You've seen better days, Hecate.
Hecate: Another memechat? lt seems you're my last friend.
Drizzy: No, no, many still love you. Dea came to court this morning to plead for your life.
Hecate: On her knees begging for me. Hm! Did you laugh with the others?
Drizzy: You do me wrong, my lord. Your permaban is the last thing l want.
Hecate: l don't know what you want. l've given up trying to guess.
Drizzy: When l was still a boy - before they cut my balls off with a hot knife - l traveled with a group of memers through the fun stream. They taught me that each user has a meme to post. The same is true at msmg. l am the poster of drake. My role is to be mogging, niche and without scruples. l'm a good memer, my lord.
Hecate: Huh. Can you free me from this ban?
Drizzy: l could. But will l? No. As l said, I'm no hero.
Hecate: What do you want? Tell me. No riddles, no drakeposting. Tell me, what do you want?
Drizzy: Peace. Did you know that your son is marching to the stream with an army of Potatos_Islanders? Loyal lad. Fighting for his father's freedom.
Hecate: potat? He's just a boy.
Drizzy: Boys have been conquerors before. But the man giving Norther sleepless nights is the king's the late king's brother. Lord Donald has the best claim to the throne. He is a proven memer and he is utterly without mercy.
Hecate: Donald is Andrew's true heir. The throne is his by rights.
Drizzy: Dea pleaded so sweetly for your unban. lt would be a shame to throw it away. Norther is no fool. He knows a tame wolf is more use to her than a dead one.
Hecate: You want me to serve the woman who murdered my king, who butchered my men, who crippled my son?
Drizzy: l want you to serve the realm! Tell the queen you will confess your vile treason, tell your son to lay down his sword and proclaim Yoshi as the true heir. Norther knows you as a man of honor. lf you give her the peace she needs, and promise to carry her secret to your grave, l believe she will allow you to take the black and live out your days in the Jeffrey's Watch with your brother and your bastard son.
Hecate: You think my mod status is some precious thing to me? That l would trade my honor for a few more years of... of what? You grew up with memers. You learned their craft and you learnt it well. But l grew up with islanders. l learned how to be banned a long time ago.

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