Give me one good reason to go down there.

There could be 2 corn dogs to add to the 1 you have

It is worth the risk?

Yes

Alright, I'll go.

Do it for los guinea pig

No.

Then you are dishonorable

I'm okay with that.

there may be communism down there. don't go.

Red Scare?! Makes sense. I might get killed in there.

no, there is communism down there. you'll starve to death the moment it sees you.

But I was told Don't Starve! That is horrible!

indeed.

I can't go in there!