Kirito/Zelda Temp V2

Just go with ur gut luv

Last weekend, at the EveryoneCanHasMod stream, ilovemyboyfriend1 wanted me to date her sister.
That's where everything goes downhill.
- She keeps telling me how rough her home life is, but apparently can't call the police that her aunt and her dad (her dad killed her mom) are abusive.
- There's a boy at her school who harasses her (all the teachers turn a blind eye to it and I don't see why she can't talk to the principal about it or call the police.
- She apparently got slapped the other day and didn't even mention it to me, (One of her sisters, Sister 1, told me)
- She has 5 sisters (???)
- Apparently one of them died and Sister 1 is now a mom at 13 (???)

I need a breakup line for this. I legitimately need help.

Just Tell Her You're Getting stressed, And You Don't Need That. Or I could Tell here. What Sister?

Her*

Well, here's the relationship list I've figured out:
Azula x Jazzy(?)
Kazuki x TheSwordsmanKirito
Itsuki x Flix7
Mitsuki x Kaiser
Izumi x Gabe
Mari (deceased) x Nino

Names that are on the left are the sisters.

It's itsuki x Luigi btw
istgaf who flix7 is

Flix7 is the previous username of Golden_Luigi.

I know
I'm his only alt

This is his alt you're speaking to
I changed it's name for Halloween

My Confusion, Is HOW Is A Deceased Person Dating Someone?

Well, the chart was originally meant to figure out who's dating who. All I did was tweak it slightly for Mari. (Mari is in her 30s married to Nino)

But Also, I think She's Even Stressing Out Her Friends, Like me. I Don't see WHY She Hasn't Done Anything About It, She Could. For All We Know, She Could Be Lying. Now, I'm not Saying She Is, But I Find Odd How She's A Mother At the Age Of 13, Doesn't that Seem off?

Ik, right?
I originally thought that she got pregnant, but no. She somehow inherited her sister's kids.

More Confusion. That Means He Sister Was A Mother, But How? I'm Starting To Think She's Lying...

Same. Miss.Lu thought the same. I plan on breaking up with her by telling her my parents don't allow e-dating.

I Could Tell Her For You, If that Makes it Easy. Cus I Kinda Need To Stop Being Friends With Her.

Her newest story is that her sisters are sick and she has to work. I don't know why she's telling me this.

Yeah.... The Might Be Lying. It Seems like It TBH.

Yeah, I just don't know what to say to break up with her. My original plan was to fake being my own girlfriend to drive her off.

Well. More drama. A new girl named Emma took the place of Kazuki and is claiming to have 6 siblings. Another new girl to add to the list.

What did she do to you?

Kept Saying She Was Going to Kill herself

Ts happened to me too

"ilovemybf" my ass. Ts dude is a baiter, and a catfisher.

I responded with that I'm not interested in someone who keeps making up sisters and makes up stories? And lies about their age?

Same here! Plus every time I don't respond fast enough, she's like "Are you dead???"

Happened to me too

New plot twist, Kazuki is an Aunt.

SHE SAID SHE WAS 13 TO ME

Note that Kazuki told me that she was 16.

She Stresses Me Out Sm...

Emma, Kazuki's niece, says that she wants me to be Kazuki's bf. I responded with, I have a few issues with that: I believe I am being catfished by her and that she is lying to me about her age.

MORE F**KING SISTERS?!-

Yep

what the f**k???

Genuinely 🫩🫩🫩🫩🥀🥀🥀

sweet mother of god

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I'm being serious, deadly serious.

individual 😭

creature 😭😭😭
Maybe I'm not the schizophrenic after all
It's my gf and her sisters who is

I'm going to be deadass honest with you: my gf once admitted to me that she lied to me about everything except her age

what