The Alice guide for happiness

This is worse than the time I had to pronounce Gǃkúnǁʼhòmdímà and Churyumov–Gerasimenko at the same time

To achieve true happiness like little sis. You firstly gotta start with a yummy breakfast such as a glizzy with doctor pepper. Althought you can choose whatever you want for the solid. You must drink doctor pepper. If you don’t like doctor pepper. Drink it again. If you still don’t like it you never achieve true happiness and you die sad <3

People like my parents will tell you to become things you’re not really supposed to be. My cozy room and my doctor peppers is exactly where I want tbf. So bad on them (⸝⸝⩌ ⤙ ⩌⸝⸝)

Your room will be messy. That’s unavoidable so always a trashbag around or dug it somewhere (≖⩊≖)

But you want everything to be near you!

You should get a heater fan to control temperature and air purifier so the air doesn’t really get stale.

Always keep your drinks near you. I don’t really have that much motivation to leave the bed anyway so always have a pack of doctor pepper and beers around me (I don’t have a fridge anyway so :P)

Keep the chargers and WiFi near you. And most important part. entertainment like games. Mangas, Light novels should be in your palm’s reach

The rule of thumb is: Always have everything within arm’s reach. I have the tablet. The cans and bottles. The chargers always near me and sometimes I sleep on the floor. Only thing I don’t keep near it’s my Pc because honestly just better than a laptop

Althought I do have money to buy all the food I want. I usually go to sleep when I’m hungry to avoid gaining weight. Still gotta keep that skinny figure for the boys :3