Thank you for your hilarious meme. Reminded me of a joke.
While walking home, a guy sees a wrinkled, bent little man sitting on his porch, smiling. Out of curiosity, he asks: "Hey, what's your secret to a long, happy life?"
The wrinkled little figure responds, with a voice like whiskey and old sandpaper: "That's easy. You gotta smoke whatever you can get your hands on, never spend a minute sober and screw everything that moves."
The guy is somewhat taken aback and says "Wow, that's not the kind of advice I was expecting. But I have to admit, it seems to have worked just fine for you. By the way, how old are you, if you don't mind me asking?"
"I just turned 27."