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Wolfpup, teaching Sunny to drive: Okay Sunny, what does a green light mean?
Sunny: Go!
Wolfpup: A red light?
Sunny: Stop!
Wolfpup: And what about a yellow light?
Sunny: If you floor it, you can make it!
Wolfpup: …No—

Qubli: Punch me in the face.
Edi_guy123: ...Punch you?
Qubli: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?
Edi_guy123: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.

Swordtail: Look, I’m glad everyone’s on the same page.
Swordtail: But it’s the last page in a book titled “we’re all going to die”.
Deathbringer: That’s not even clever.

Manchineel-the-hivewing: I have an idea.
Peril: A good idea?
Manchineel-the-hivewing: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Clay: Okay, help me, please!
RapidFalcon: Got two words for you.
Clay: I bet they won't be helpful.
RapidFalcon: Your problem.
Clay: I was right.

*Bullying Prevention Day at school*
Teacher: Manchineel-the-hivewing, what would you do if one of your cla--mates viciously teased you again and again?
Manchineel-the-hivewing: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case—
Teacher: To write something to your teacher?
Manchineel-the-hivewing: —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school!
Teacher: *internal screaming*

honestly, with that sarcasm? that sounds like me

Edi_guy123: Just wondering, did you get any sleep?
Moon: Did I get any... leap?
Edi_guy123: What...?

Starflight: How did you even get in here?
Snowfall: Luna's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Snowfall's door"!
Luna: I’m closing the window.

Secure: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Kingkanju.
Fatespeaker, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?
Secure: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Fatespeaker: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Secure: You wanted fake blood?
Fatespeaker:
Secure: I’ll go call Kingkanju.

Tsunami: What did you get on your shirt?
Sundew: Rust.
Tsunami: From what?
Sundew: Weapons.
Moon: Time for more adult supervision.

Deathbringer: Evil never sleeps!
Clay: But ugly gets plenty of rest.

Secure: Do I least have a chance to explain myself?
Deathbringer: This is America, so nope!
Secure: This isn't America, this is OHIO!

Tsunami: Why are you two always out during rainstorms?
RapidFalcon: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain.
Manchineel-the-hivewing: Edi_guy123 bet me I couldn’t get struck by lighting, but they’re WRONG.

Snowfall: You can do it Wolfpup!
Snowfall: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch.

Why is that something I would actually say 😭

Cricket, to Starflight and Snowfall: *holding knife out in front of them* Are you or are you not an enemy of the people?!
Starflight: ...
Snowfall: ...
Starflight: That is such an open-ended question.
Snowfall: Yeah, it really depends on a lot of different factors-

Sundew: *talking about Deathbringer’s funeral* You do know we’re burying a great person today!
The Janitor, shocked: Did someone else die?

you should try adding me lol