Pap: It is I! The great human hunter Papyrus! Prepare for your doom! Ink: What’s a human and why are they hunted?

[ * SANS, WHY IS THE HUMAN WEARING A SQUID? OOH, IS THAT A COOL HUMAN TRADITION? I MUST MAKE NOT OF THIS!! ]

idk bro

Lmfao

Inkmatas: what’s a human?!? I don’t know T^T

[ * WELL, YOU SEE, A HUMAN IS- WAIT, I WON'T FALL FOR YOUR HUMAN TRICKERY!! SANS, GET THE CROSSWORD PUZZLE! WE'LL NEED MORE THAN THE JUNIOR JUMBLE TO OUTWIT THIS ONE! ]

Inkmatas: I-I’m not a human T^T! *Goes into her squid form and back into her Inkling form*

[ * WOWIE! I DIDN'T KNOW HUMANS COULD TRANSFORM INTO MONSTERS! THIS MUST MEAN MY THEORY ABOUT HUMANS WAS CORRECT... ]

[ * BUT NEVERMIND THAT! THE PUZZLE!!! ]

Inkmatas: W-what?

*Papyrus picks her up, runs in a circle a few times, and places her in a desk she was already right next to, it has a crossword puzzle on it*

[ *SOLVE THIS... OR DIE TRYING!! I'D PREFER NOT YET THOUGH. YOU STILL HAVEN'T FACED THE GAUNTLET OF DEADLY TERROR!! ]

Inkmatas: I CAN’T SEE THIS T^T

[ * WHAT?? YOU CAN'T SEE IT? IT'S RIGHT THERE! ]

[ * OH WELL... SANS, GET THE XXXXXL SIZE CROSSWORD! ]

*a copy of the paper the size of a story of a house appears above her*

Inkmatas: I-I was dizzy!

Paps would ask about human culture and squid would tell paps that that’s how they look

Wait does she not know what a human is?!

I wonder if she will like doing puzzles…