Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen

I don't know what to feel about this post

you should feel like dm'ing me rn

I have no wish for further converse with thee.

Thou art committing a most grievous error in denying me entry to thy dms, and by thus, thou shalt surely suffer a most lavish and thorough whipping at the hands of loneliness.

jokes on you, we were just making gay jokes

wait, sorry not making jokes

Are you doing anything gay?

I’ve had you followed for like months

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I get DMs even though I do not have you in my memechats.