Bingo; Omar_Ben_Lantern2001; Been arrested; Constipated; Thinks asbestos is sexy; Parents died in a drive by; Thinks AIDS are sexy; Enjoys eating N64s; Enjoys eating railroad crossing arms; Was born as 9/11 was happening; Cognitively impaired from getting dropped on head as a baby; Divorced and remarried; Has no friends in real life; Knows politicians are poop; Lives in London; Phonk fan; Sleeps on the couch; Poos between rocks; Has an iq below 60 according to professionals; Tasted urine and enjoyed it; Has an earwax collection; Scared of fish; Broke; Owns a potato cannon; Scared of microwave power chords; Gets beaten and cheated on by wife