very original meme title

the entire bug poulation

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Is that the hollow knight from hollow knight

The fires shall cleanse man.

ya'll are f**ked

I'm just going on a rampage

birb

... How can a Shiny Eevee kill...? Aside from its cuteness causing people to faint...

Giga impact

Can't learn it.

Escalating said cuteness to actively stop the hearts of people nearby

half of the population gets blamed

And then half of both get killed, and the other half just give up

MURDER

death is indiscriminate.

My old accounts username was literally Tuberculosis

Allergies

People are allergix to cats

Oh shi right

You all better look into a glass onion, because I am the walrus, and here comes the Sun King.

Either lactose intolerance or the AI takeover

How can Ashes kill???

Choking hazard if in enough concentration

Makes sense

I've heard they can sometimes be toxic

Ahh..and underscores?

Huh.

Current?

I have NO idea what mine could possibly be

Well you are, after all, the dominant species of the universe.

People will just cry trying to fight me

Lmfao

Cries until dehydrated and dies

2 Trophies is satanic number one trophy because trophy is satan