you have an infinite amount of pocket lint in your pockets at all times; you get your dream job but you still have no idea how to work it; you can control the weather for 5 random seconds every month; you can speak spanish but you dont still dont understand the language so you're only speaking it; you can eat as much rusty metal as you want without any health problems but it still tastes horrible; ironmouse now lives in your house rent free and will not leave whatsoever; it will always be your favorite season forever; you have an extra kidney; every portion of food you eat will make you full no matter what
