ea looks so goofy tho

I’m guessing Ea is the mesapotamian deity

half correct

Then what is Ea specifically?

Sells subpar product and laughs at customers

No I

Waaaait I get it now

ea nasir was a random mesotheliomian copper merchant who sold people bad copper and received the first documented customer complaint letters

Ah

mesopotamian

f**k ah auto correct

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