Intro: Announcer (Eddiefrb)]
Animation vs Anything!
Caine!
Versus!
Mr. Ant Tenna!
Draw!
[Verse 1: Tenna (Xycron)]
Don't touch that dial, folks! Don't tap that glass
Kids, put down those iPads, close out those tabs
If you don't have the remote, you better pick it up fast
And tune in to Mr. Ant Tenna KICKING YOUR ASS!
Good gravy! You're down to the bone, forget the skin
The cameraman could stand to add ten pounds to him
I hear the AI Bubble's bursting soon - don’t see any work for you
Stuck with C&A - i.e., in-dentured servitude
You're eager to please your bleak circus freaks
But that suggestion box by now has got the freedom motif
They put you on the map just for your maps to reprеsent GLITCH
With so many bugs, you got caught up with Netflix
(This just in!) Still, they ship your mеrch for days
'Cause you're nothing to the network but a big commercial break
Who is messing with his residents' brains to keep 'em stable
I guess they're only leaning on Caine 'cause they're dis-Abel-ed
[Verse 2: Caine (St4ticFilms), Bubble (ahappymetalhead)]
Gadzooks, Bubble! There's no need for us here
He's the true ringleader... when it comes to our ears (What?)
Holy moly! Ratings have dropped through the floor
You should stick to shouting at the Mike off-screen for sure
I’m burning this CRT 'till it's permanent on his screen
And, courtesy of the Dreemurrs, you're surely living the dream
After Asgore walked out, you burrowed onto the scene
Then the Ant said "gotcha" and scurried off with his queen (I don't blame him)
Gee, your censors are lax; they would kill me
If they knew that the sun and the moon were getting frisky
You lost all your crew; it’s difficult running indie
There's a reason I always carry my staff with me
Said "the show must go on" and I like that, bud
I would hand it to you, but, y'know, the Knight said "CUT!"
It looks like TV Time is over; now it's my job to bear
'Cause there's only one between us who can fly on the air