Larry Weinsteinberger, the Diddy Movies boss
His last few films have flopped with catastrophic money loss
So he's ditching Diddy Movies for the thrill of television
The small screen is the future, for those with any vision
With Larry's bottom dollar, he's launched a TV station
Packed with creativity, style and innovation! Diddy TV! Diddy TV!
Channel 6597423!
A brand-new rival for the BBC!
It's Diddy Dick and Dom's Diddy TV! Everybody loved us, the critics found us funny
The ratings were astounding, but we just ran out of money
But now we're back in business, to bring you fun and laughter
This yеar we're really cеrtain that we're gonna win a DAFTA! Diddy TV! Diddy TV!
Channel 6597423!
We're gonna try and buy the BBC!
It's Diddy Dick and Dom's Diddy TV!
Diddy Dick and Dom's Diddy TV!
