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Unethical life advice! Has it ever occurred to you that your mom tells you that you're being disrespectful, although you didn't say anything at all? Well, I was thinking about it today, and I was looking for a solution... And find a solution I did! So, hear me out. As the bookworm that I am, I was recently reading George Orwell's 1984 novel. And something caught my attention... In the novel, there's some kind of dictatorship and no liberty of thought. The main character, Winston Smith, works on something that involves making a new version of English that reduces words every year, so that thoughtcrime is impossible. Hear that? new version of English that reduces words! With this solution, you can talk to your mom in a whole new way that doesn't involve much communication, meaning you CAN'T be mean or anything if there are no such words to! That'd be my advice for you, and goodbye now!
