two steps ahead

why

for being too ugly

You are not ugly

for what reason

for being too ugly

I mean you are
That’s a good thing though. When you’re ugly and someone likes you, you know they like you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust.

funny thing is that no one likes me

True

the beatles wrote a song for you (for no one)

I'm 90% sure you're lying.

I walkrd into a cafe and enrolment was like "eww what is that face" so the staff asked me to leave because my ugliness was ruining the place's image so I tried to tell them I didn't even do anything and they just called the police

u can probably sue the restaurant

how could you possibly be that ugly my bronana

name the ugliest person you can think of
they'd look like a supermodel in comparison to me

crazy bill from the phoenix files

I'm lucky cuz cops didn't wanna get near me they were like "eww I'd best stay away from that disgusting creature" and the only vop yo build up the courage threw up before he got near me

Your honor, their pants appear to be on fire

why