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King locking tf in after the knight hurts lancer

I find it really funny how King is depicted as really imposing towards the other castletown residents when his chud ass gets BTA from any major character post-chapter 3

genuinely Pippins has better stats than King

Tenna after he had King play one of his physical challenges:

It’ll be funny if you add add a star between his legs or someshit cuz it’ll be funny as hell