Hot take of the day:

i posted this before i read any other comments

Brochacho doesn't know about Shakespearean

js play the game normally

mod?

Not a mod. Java has four languages that aren't in Bedrock. Anglish, Pirate, Cat, and Shakespearean.

I love lolcat language

I know.
I have, however, heard of a LOLcat mod for Bedrock.

MODS DON'T COUNT

Add-ons are free if you don't get them from Marketplace

gng but people can't be bothered to do like 100 steps

Bro this comments section is insane

It’s a freezing take bro I grew up with bedrock

as a bedrock player, i can confirm. plus before you say "BuT iT hAS bUgs" bedrock has more ancient debris so stay quiet java.

So? That barely makes it a better game, maybe by 0.000000001% (I'm a creative player, so I shouldn't be able to care less about survival drop rates)

plus which version you gonna use if you have no pc?

if you're a creative player idc, bedrock also has glitches that cause way more rare structures to spawn than on java.

Survival drop rates don't actually, you know, add anything to the game.

Agreed

Cornball, have you seen the bugs, and who cares that you get three ancient debris instead of two gng. Java has better combat btw

"cornball" first of all, tridents are way better in bedrock edition than java, second of all no i have not seen the bugs i play on console

Tridents are Tridents, and who cares, you cornball

pretty ironic how you're calling me a cornball but look at you

gang you are not tuff

coming from the guy who makes the most fun stream ass memes

also who tf is you

I am a person who saw this meme

I'm a Bedrock player by the way

equivalent to "i'm from portugal but i support argentina"

It's because I CONSTANTLY wish for Lagva-exclusive features.
Our exclusives are shit compared to Lagva commands.
I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE NO_AI COMPONENT, WHILE LAGVA USERS HAVE BLOCK DISPLAYS, ATTRIBUTES, LEVEL 255 ENCHANTS, I COULD GO ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile on Bedrock: aRmOr sTAmd, wiThEr POtHIon, mulTIpLaYEr EaSY

Same