Hot take of the day:

I'm a Bedrock player by the way

Same

Brochacho doesn't know about Shakespearean

mod?

MODS DON'T COUNT

Not a mod. Java has four languages that aren't in Bedrock. Anglish, Pirate, Cat, and Shakespearean.

I know.
I have, however, heard of a LOLcat mod for Bedrock.

I love lolcat language